CHEMISTRY OF FEMALE
GENERAL INTRODUCTION: Female is an important radioactive element of socio-chemistry [Like biochemistry a branch of chemistry].
CHEMICAL SYMBOL: "Fem"
ATOMIC WEIGHT: Atomic weight of it is defined as the numeral value of % weightage with respect to 'MALE' element.Highly variable due to many isotope available.Usually deserve At. Wt. 50 in some places. At. wt. varies from person to person & place to place,havier isotope having atomic weight 60, 70 & 100 (found abroad) is obtained.
ATOMIC NUMBER:At. no. of 'Fem' is defined as no. of male revolving round of its orbit. At. No. varies time to time during its existence(life).Possibility of attending At. No. value is maximum at its sweet sixteen.Fluctuation in At. No.in ANTE MARRIGIO PERIOD(AMP).Ultimately retains natural At. No. =1,this stage is POST MARRIGIO PERIOD(PMP).Some are highly reactive element ,so At. No.rises t0 2 0r 3 even during PMP.
OCCURRENCE: Found where ever male is found.Seldom in free state.Now a days easily occurs at places like Colleges, Offices, Parks, Cinema Halls, Resturants even on two wheeler either in combined or in free or in both state.
POSITION IN PERIODIC TABLE (PT): Due to variable at. no. & at. wt. no place in PT.
METHODS OF PREPARATION:
1. OLD METHOD(Conventional):This is an open secret method , no need of description.
2.NEW METHOD(Synthesis):First synthesised by American scientist in 1978 with yield as - TEST TUBE BABY.
PROPERTIES:
1.Neither it is colourless, nor odourless, nor testeless. It is chemically colourfull & possess extraordinary anaesthetic sweet smell.
2.In contrary to higher Sp. Gravity assumed it is lighter than even flower.
3.Appears soft & spoze like element when touched on its surface with fingers.
4.Solubility: highly soluble in sea water & swimming ponds water.
5.Shows great afficiency towards element like gold,silver & other precious stone.
6.Reacts readily when comes in contact of more reactive element like 'MALE' & precipitates a simple compound ABC.
1 Fem + 1 Ma(at room temp.& atm. press.) = 1 ABC
(catalyst - rainy & winter season)
( ABC = A Beautiful Child)
Sometimes the ABC is oxidized to a complex compound TBC.
1 Fem + 1 Ma(physical condition is unaltered) = 1 TBC
(TBC = Twin Beautiful Child)
7.Violent reaction when left alone.
8.In mature state termed as 'WIFE' .
9.Highly radioactive degree of activity ,varies from isotope to isotope maximum activity till the age of 30.
CONFIRMATORY TEST & SYMPTOMS RECOGNITION: From colonies , highly specialised media like FASHION & STYLE. Able to absorb many gossips but can emit double the amount. Sensitive to material like costly SAREE , stains or rather overstains with powder , lipstick, raughage, perfumes & other dyes. Never tend to be older beyond sweet sixteen.
USES:
1.Highly ornamental at different situations.
2. Most powerful income reducing agent.
3.Best & fastest medium of spreading top secrets.
4.Abundantly used as catalytic reagent during quarrelling process.
5. Essential for continuance of human species.
PRECAUTION: Highly inflamable & explosive when comes across its sister isotope 'SOUTEN'.
WARNING: Please handle with care & treat with proper skill.
